Friday, February 28, 2014

Weekly Worded

        The Fashion of Older Men

    “May I help you find something?”
    “I’m looking for a pair of pants for my father-in-law.”
    “Follow me and I’ll show you our popular Fits-Like-a-Glove style.”
    “No, he hates pants that are too tight.”
    “How about our Ifs, Ends, and Butts designer slacks?”
    “Are they comfortable?”
    “Not terribly, but that’s not why our customers buy them.”
    “So why do they buy them?”
    “For the little beeper that goes off when they back up.”
    “No, that doesn’t sound right for him.”
    “We have a sale on our Get-Crackin’ blue jeans.”
    “He has enough trouble without his pants announcing it.”
    “How about Baggy-Saggies?”
    “Actually, he wears suspenders.”
    “You must be shopping for someone more traditional.”
    “Do you carry anything with a relaxed fit?”
    “I don’t like to show them, but we do carry a line called The Retired-Fit.”
    “What are they like?”
    “Basically, just a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring.”
    “Do they come in large sizes?”
    “Sorry, only one-size-fits-all, but we’ve had up to four clerks in a single pair.”
    “They must be comfortable.”
    “Only the woman complained.”

Friday, February 21, 2014

Weekly Worded

      Floss

Between my fingers
everything I try to hold.
Between my ribs
each heartbeat that escapes.
Between my walls
the restless mice.
Between my ears
the sense my mother
hoped I'd use.
Between my days
the sleepless nights.
Between the nights
an unexpected nap.
Between my hips
an ache that rises.
Between my sorrows
a Cheshire moon.
Between my lips
unspoken breaths.
Between my eyes
a bridge I do not cross.
Between my teeth
this emptiness
where worry waits.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Weekly Worded

      The Reality of Love

"Do you know what I hate the most about Valentine’s Day?"
"The chocolate?"
"I mean the tradition of Valentine’s Day."
"The flowers?"
"I’m referring to its cultural mores."
"Oh, I get it.  Those little chalky candy hearts with messages on them."
"Will you stop with all the banalities and get down to its basic meaning!"
"I suppose, then, you are about to complain about love."
"You hit the bull's-eye, cupid."
"What on earth is wrong with love?"
"What I’m trying to say is that I love my grandmother, but..."
"Oh, I see."
"And I love my dog."
"I get the picture." 
"It’s so easy to confuse love with sex."
"So you're on your own again?"
"Maybe."
"And you don’t have any plans for the evening?"
"Not exactly."
"And you’d like to know if I have any plans?"
"Kinda."
"I’m going to dinner with a friend, we’ll exchange banalities, and then..."
"Yeah yeah."
"Would you like to come along?"
"I’m no pervert!"
"I mean just drive the car like a chauffeur." 
"Why on earth would I do that?"
"I’ll buy you a bag of those candy hearts."
"I hope your teeth rot."
"You’d rather be alone?"
"I’ll be walking my dog."
"Good.  Where are you two going?"
"To my grandmother’s house."

Friday, February 7, 2014

Weekly Worded

       An Old Leaf

How thrifty to think
all the words ever spoken
even beyond three generations
of relatives I might recognize,
all the way back
to the original family
that sat down at these planks
still gleaming with oils from a living tree
are somehow trapped within this old table,

or that the pattern of grain
etched within this oak might bare
an imprint or watermark
absorbed by its breathing pores --
timeless and permanently locked away
like the music of the spheres
inaudible to our ears if not for
the birds that light in the morning,
singing what the wood would say.